This story came out of "Stuff" it was cool so I thought I'd share it with you.

Segeant Maloney- Robin Williams came to our base right before Christmas (2003). He walked right up to us,friendly as can be. I was lucky enough to be able to escort him to the shitter. I got great pictures. I sent them to my mother. Me and Robin Williams and the shitter. Anyway, he had heard about the fact that we were ambushed. He hugs me and he says, "You just got to stay alive,chief,you gotta stay alive." I was awestruck, and I said the first thing that came to my mind: "Dude, you're short!" He didn't miss a beat.He says, "Well, at least my dick's long."